misadventures of a medical nature

So...I'm recovering...not a process of which I am particularly fond. The good news is that I have every reason to expect a full recovery. The bad news is ...

I can get lost on the way to the kitchen..

E&G's arguments make way too much sense to me right now...

The oven timer has become my new best friend....

and finally...
I am still operating at what i like to call "oo a bird"-level mentality

To be fair, I should probably explain that last one. I can be having a conversation with someone, like any normal person and a bird will fly by and at that moment...I exit the conversation and well...take flight, I guess. But as a wise man recently reminded me...this too shall pass.