As it turns out, God has a sense of humor...

So I had chinese food with some friends a couple of weeks ago and as usual I can't resist reading my fortune. It's usually something general like "you are easily influenced by cookies containing small pieces of paper". However, this time my fortune was this:

"You have an unusally magnetic personality. Be mindful of your polarity"

Which is funny for me given that I was diagnosed as being bipolar last year. It made me laugh.
So folks, if you can remember, tell me about the best fortune you ever received.